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Multi-fandom blog filled with tons of bullshit.
What Fandoms you can expect to find here:
Homestuck, Yu Yu Hakusho, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Hunger Games, Lord of the Rings, Welcome to Night Vale, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, Ronin Warriors/Yoroiden Samurai Troopers, Slayers, Gargoyles, Princess Tutu, Sherlock in all its myriad incarnations, and more.

What other shit you can expect to find: Illustration art, photography, endless pedantic wanking over literature, some good tunes, feminist bitching, raging against the machine, CAPSLOCK, crying about feelings, occasional letsplays, occasional liveblogging, and reblogs from the horrible place where I put my horrible art






    Okay but consider this: mermaids in space

    Space mermaids? As in: alien mermaids that live in the vacuum of space and swim between the stars? A setting that uses the analogy of deep space as the open ocean but keeps all the sea monsters? DO WANT!!

    Luring astronauts into black holes with a song that carries across the void where no one can hear you scream

    Not audible song, though—maybe they sing in frequencies that ship’s sensors pick up—as distress beacons, as spaceports, as fleets. They would have to be huge, to travel between stars, massive space-black bodes with biolumescent patterns, photosynthesizing pure starlight into fuel, too enormous and frail to hold up in the atmosphere of a world. Fins that catch solar radiation instead of water, schools of them slingshotting between stars. Eggs laid in the tails of comets that warm and hatch as they rocket around suns. Voices that are heard in the slow radio pulses of quasars; language of half-light. Homes in the shelters of nebulae, like clownfish and sea anemone. They gather together star-stuff, shape solar systems like we build houses. Maybe, like certain breeds of lobsters, they never stop growing, so there are a few really ancient ones, star-eaters, curled up and sleeping in the warm glow of red suns, layered over with a crust of asteroids; so big passing ships assume they are young worlds, the slow thrum of their heartbeats like the pulsing of a binary system. Mermaids so large a fleet of ships is little more than krill; the universe is vast, and they live in the darkness between tiny islands of light.  

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    #this comic went places

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    things that will instantly improve any movie:

    • dragons
    • robots
    • bickering scientists
    • lesbians

    how about bickering lesbian scientists that build robots to fight dragons

    Pacific Rim was so close.

    …Bickering lesbian couple who are dragon scientists trying to raise a robot of thier own creation?

    I’m going to go with lesbian dragons that stop some bickering scientists from building an evil robot.

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    "My third grade teacher called my mother and said, ‘Ms. Cox, your son is going to end up in New Orleans in a dress if we don’t get him into therapy.’ And wouldn’t you know, just last week I spoke at Tulane University, and I wore a LOVELY green and black dress."
    Laverne Cox, speaking at the University of Kentucky (via so-nyeo-shi-daze)

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    This is a very important website. Please spread the link.

    Hey sex workers!

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How to have your moment, but not be a douche. Master class.


    How to have your moment, but not be a douche. Master class.

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    Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…


    No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

    Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.



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    The Spirit of Winter

    A collection of winter photos shot between 2012-2014 by Finnish photographer Mikko Lagerstedt.

    This is beautiful.


    Future home <3

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    Disney Character Oil Paintings - Created by Heather Theurer

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