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Multi-fandom blog filled with tons of bullshit.
What Fandoms you can expect to find here:
Homestuck, Yu Yu Hakusho, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Hunger Games, Lord of the Rings, Welcome to Night Vale, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, Ronin Warriors/Yoroiden Samurai Troopers, Slayers, Gargoyles, Princess Tutu, Sherlock in all its myriad incarnations, and more.

What other shit you can expect to find: Illustration art, photography, endless pedantic wanking over literature, some good tunes, feminist bitching, raging against the machine, CAPSLOCK, crying about feelings, occasional letsplays, occasional liveblogging, and reblogs from the horrible place where I put my horrible art


twitter.com/LinenStitch:

    akatonbo:

    baital:

    transsamwinchester:

    transsamwinchester:

    please watch this cat talking to her babies

    if any of my posts deserved to get a lot of notes its this one

    This was all I needed today. Thank you, Tumblr.

    (via seriouslyeveryothernamewastaken)

    — 1 hour ago with 46280 notes

    socialjusticekoolaid:

    Last Night in Ferguson (9.28-9.29): Last night’s protest was one of the in Ferguson this month, proving once again that the residents of Ferguson/STL County are some of the most resilient and inspiring in all the land. The police were literally holding peaceful protesters hostage late into the night (folks who were complying with all police requests) so they could negotiate with the remaining folks to leave, but the protesters didn’t back down. Eventually all arrestees were released, and many plan to be back out there tonight.

    Injustice in Ferguson continues, but despite it, community now thrives too. This is still happening. Are you still paying attention? #staywoke #farfromover

    — 2 hours ago with 23192 notes
    #ferguson  #shit is seriously beyond the point of sanity  #arrest darren wilson  #for fuck's sake 

    perpetualvelocity:

    sonicbandicoot:

    aaliyah1979-2001:

    valiantparadox:

    My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

    WHO DID THIS

    I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME

    i never knew how much i needed twerking skeletons

    (via thraxbaby)

    — 2 hours ago with 95196 notes

    raaawrbin:

    I feel like very few, or at least not many of the people of tumblr are aware of what is going on in my home country Hong Kong right now.

    You guys gave alot of coverage and support when Scotland was voting for its independance, so I’m hoping you’ll all support the people of Hong Kong as well.

    Right now, many of us are in a mass demonstration of pro-democracy against China. But wait a sec, isn’t Hong Kong China? This is a big misconception amongst foreigners, but please, we are far from being similar to China at all.

    A little history class: Hong Kong used to be colonized by the British, and before you white-knights begin going all “them damn white racist ppl taking over another asian country” please don’t. We are thankful Britain took us under its wing and instilled in us values that I feel made us what we are today; that is, a democratic people with respect for free speech, amongst many things.

    On the other hand, China is communist, with government controlled media and news. Google, instagram, facebook and many tv shows are blocked in China. It really is just a few steps from North Korea imo.

    So what’s the problem here? Britain unfortunately had to hand back Hong Kong to China, but one of the requirements is that Hong Kong be allowed to operate as ‘one country two systems’, meaning Hong Kong should be able to have its own democratic government. But China has broken its promise. A while back, China tried to put a mandatory ‘national education’ curriculum in all our primary schools. We all know what that is; a communist brainwashing regime. And now, they have announced that in 2017 Hong Kong will be able to vote for its president; BUT only from 3 candidates hand picked by its PRO-BEIJING legislation.

    As you can see, China is trying to takeover completely and turn us into another communist state.

    Of course, we have taken to the streets. In a mirror if the Tiananmen protests, students have also stepped up to fight for our rights and our future, albeit in a peaceful protest of course. But the police force who have always been a friend of the people, are now responding with force, something that had never been done before in Hong Kong.

    First it was pepperspray, then teargas. Then, armed forces came in qith rubber bullets. They warn they will come out with live ammunition soon if we do not get off the streets but the people continue to sit tight, disrupting businesses China so strive to takeover and make use of. It’s been 2 days now, but the people plan to continue at least till 1st October or even beyond. The significance is that October 1st is China’s National day, not ours, Hong Kong has not been granted it’s own National day.

    Please spread the news. This is a country we’re talking about. These are my people.

    You can join this event to wear yellow in support of my people on October 1st.

    You can also read a more detailed explanation of what’s going down here and watch a live feed here.

    (via janiiit)

    — 2 hours ago with 74962 notes
    #hong kong protest 

    jackknifechelicerae:

    If I’ve learnt anything from my contact with the bdsm community, the poly community, the geek community and the atheist community is that any social group who claims to “not to be like other groups” and to be”accepting and safe for all” is going to spend a lot of energy hiding the predators within the community and silencing abuse survivors.

    (via mrlinjo)

    — 2 hours ago with 2560 notes
    jovo-ve:

got some spare time, messed about with some colors

    jovo-ve:

    got some spare time, messed about with some colors

    (via artforadults)

    — 2 hours ago with 504 notes
    #art boner 

    riningear:

    jpnvines:

    やってみた(笑)〜 Urara

    We tried it out lol 〜 Urara

    Hey, wait a minute, what is this?

    Now THIS is a prank.

    (Source: vine.co, via capriciouscannibal)

    — 2 hours ago with 16791 notes
    likeafieldmouse:

Han Jianyu (Chinese, b. 1980, PlaZhanjiang, Guangdong, China) - Monk, 2012    Paintings: Oil, Acrylics on Canvas

    likeafieldmouse:

    Han Jianyu (Chinese, b. 1980, PlaZhanjiang, Guangdong, China) - Monk, 2012    Paintings: Oil, Acrylics on Canvas

    (via red-lipstick)

    — 2 hours ago with 1934 notes
    #art boner  #no fucking way that's paint  #it's awesome holy shit 

    lilyliqueur:

    maolaowai:

    keystonecougar:

    cautioncat:

    sizvideos:

    Video

    Okay this is cute.

    this is how you prank

    NO one is hurt

    No one is humiliated

    Consent is not violated

    Nor is personal space

    THIS is primo pranking! 

    *slow claps*

    awwwwww

    (via condensedevil)

    — 2 hours ago with 100366 notes

    rosejanenoble:

    oh my god I’m gonna pee

    (Source: vine.co, via zombie-sharks)

    — 2 hours ago with 95995 notes
    drwhohipster:

meloromantics:

appropriately-inappropriate:

audreyvhorne:

sttinkerbelle:

vmpolung:

knowledgeandlove:

Photo source
Fact check source

#and I just don’t feel entitled to someone else’s life’s work.

That comment exactly!! It’s not mine and I can survive without it, so I will.

This is why honey is not vegan.

The problem here is that honey, especially if you buy it ethically from an apiarist, isn’t actually detrimental to the well-being of the bee or the hive. In the wild, honey is used as a food stock, but in a domesticated honeybee colony, the bees are fed quite well, and so the honey is a surplus.
The alternatives, like sugar, relies on monocrops in third world countries, with transient labour. Growing up, there was a sugarcane field by my house, and I’m sure the Haitian men who worked backbreaking hours hacking a machete through knife-bladed leaves in 40 degree heat for a couple dollars a day would have traded a testicle to be a Canadian honeybee. Stevia’s going the same way, iirc.
Additionally, apiarists are actually huge proponents and activists for sustainable bee-keeping, and it’s estimated that the domesticated hive may be the last great hope for declining populations, because we can optimize their chances for survival.
It’s their life’s work, sure, but it’s not the death of them to use it responsibly.

literally read anything about the history of sugarcane and the cuban sugar industry if you think sugar is or ever has been more ethical than honey

THIS!  One of the many fallacies in being a vegan.  Bees will produce as much honey as they can.  No self respecting bee keeper will take more than they need.

    drwhohipster:

    meloromantics:

    appropriately-inappropriate:

    audreyvhorne:

    sttinkerbelle:

    vmpolung:

    knowledgeandlove:

    Photo source

    Fact check source

    #and I just don’t feel entitled to someone else’s life’s work.

    That comment exactly!! It’s not mine and I can survive without it, so I will.

    This is why honey is not vegan.

    The problem here is that honey, especially if you buy it ethically from an apiarist, isn’t actually detrimental to the well-being of the bee or the hive. In the wild, honey is used as a food stock, but in a domesticated honeybee colony, the bees are fed quite well, and so the honey is a surplus.

    The alternatives, like sugar, relies on monocrops in third world countries, with transient labour. Growing up, there was a sugarcane field by my house, and I’m sure the Haitian men who worked backbreaking hours hacking a machete through knife-bladed leaves in 40 degree heat for a couple dollars a day would have traded a testicle to be a Canadian honeybee. Stevia’s going the same way, iirc.

    Additionally, apiarists are actually huge proponents and activists for sustainable bee-keeping, and it’s estimated that the domesticated hive may be the last great hope for declining populations, because we can optimize their chances for survival.

    It’s their life’s work, sure, but it’s not the death of them to use it responsibly.

    literally read anything about the history of sugarcane and the cuban sugar industry if you think sugar is or ever has been more ethical than honey

    THIS!  One of the many fallacies in being a vegan.  Bees will produce as much honey as they can.  No self respecting bee keeper will take more than they need.

    (via atalantapendrag)

    — 2 hours ago with 13569 notes
    kropotkitten:

Tens of thousands in Hong Kong are spending the night occupying a major highway, demanding free and fair elections independent of Beijing’s influence. Beijing has responded with militarized police, and is censoring photos of the protests on social media.
Watch livestream footage

    kropotkitten:

    Tens of thousands in Hong Kong are spending the night occupying a major highway, demanding free and fair elections independent of Beijing’s influence. Beijing has responded with militarized police, and is censoring photos of the protests on social media.

    Watch livestream footage

    (via mrlinjo)

    — 2 hours ago with 1826 notes
    #hong kong protests