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Multi-fandom blog filled with tons of bullshit.
What Fandoms you can expect to find here:
Homestuck, Yu Yu Hakusho, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Hunger Games, Lord of the Rings, Welcome to Night Vale, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, Ronin Warriors/Yoroiden Samurai Troopers, Slayers, Gargoyles, Princess Tutu, Sherlock in all its myriad incarnations, and more.

What other shit you can expect to find: Illustration art, photography, endless pedantic wanking over literature, some good tunes, feminist bitching, raging against the machine, CAPSLOCK, crying about feelings, occasional letsplays, occasional liveblogging, and reblogs from the horrible place where I put my horrible art


twitter.com/LinenStitch:

    thepageofhopes:

    oculonimbus:

    hagumis:

    CONGRATULATIONS, HOMESTUCK FANDOM AT SACANIME SUMMER 2014! YOU GUYS WERE TRULY AMAZING AND HAD SUCH A GOOD REPUTATION!!!

    No seriously though. I’m referring to the majority of the cosplayers there that blocked the ballroom, screamed during the meetups, smeared gray everywhere, and didn’t clean up after their mess. You guys made the rest of us look horrible, even when respectfully asked to discontinue your game of spin the bottle, you guys could not stop. Fantastic! So here’s how the non-homestucks on the Sacanime page have seen it. 

    Now you could argue that “oh don’t pick on the Homestuck fandom, we’re nice :(((” No. You were the only ones that caused trouble during the con and the staff had given up on even trying to stop since you wouldn’t listen.

    Prayers out there for the good Homestucks that were so badly represented though, I respect you guys, thanks for cleaning up the mess that the big part of the fandom left for us to pick up. Bless you all. 

    Here’s a prime example of the problem with the Homestuck fandom as it currently is. I speak here as someone who is entrenched so deeply in Homestuck I doubt I’ll ever be able to not call myself a fan, so trust me, I understand that there are people who don’t go around making fools of themselves in the fandom. The issue with the Homestuck fandom as a whole is that there is such a large part of the fanbase that is composed of kids who range from thirteen years old to sixteen. I have nothing against kids of that age group—hell, I was one three years ago—but a lot of them still have a very long way to go when it comes to maturity.

    The thing is, most of the characters in Homestuck are assholes in one way or another. At the very least, most of them behave like assholes at one time or another. As a Homestuck, I can say that in the comic itself they are mostly very loveable assholes who tend to redeem themselves at least enough so you can shrug and not be all that bothered by their behaviors. But to someone who is younger and has yet to mature enough to understand that the following train of thought is utter dreck, i.e., people who are thirteen to sixteen years old, if you’re cosplaying someone who kind of acts like an asshole, it must be totally okay to run around acting like a total asshole because of course you’re just acting in character. And sure, wanting to be in character isn’t necessarily a bad thing. But it’s all about how far you take it.

    To the younger Homestucks who somehow miraculously manage to see this post, because I won’t even begin to pretend I have all that many followers to distribute this to any kind of larger audience, it’s incredibly important that you not take the canon behaviors of characters you’re cosplaying as an excuse to act in a way that is rude, offensive, or otherwise asinine, especially at cons. Be considerate of your fellow con-goers, clean up after yourselves, and if you accidentally smear body paint on someone, apologize profusely. (Better yet, seal your body paint properly. Youtube is one hell of a site.)

    Again. Repeat after me. Cosplaying as an asshole is NOT an excuse to act like one. If you can remember that, you’ll have a much more positive experience in your Homestuck cosplay anywhere you go, whether it’s at a con or not. And so will everyone else.

    Giving this a Homestuck fandom boost

    (via loutrem)

    — 1 hour ago with 9346 notes
    #homestuck  #psa  #y'all need to sit up straight and act like you've got some sense 

    imbrittsimpson:

    postracialcomments:

    OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — An Oklahoma City police officer was charged Friday with 16 counts including first-degree rape and sexual battery after being accused of assaulting at least eight women while on patrol.

    Daniel Holtzclaw, 27, also faces charges of forcible oral sodomy and indecent exposure. Holtzclaw, a former standout football player in high school and college, was arrested Aug. 21. He remained in custody on a $5 million cash bond Friday, according to jail records.

    He is accused of stopping women, who were all black and between the ages of 34 and 58, while on duty in Oklahoma City. Prosecutors allege that he raped two women and either fondled others or forced them to expose themselves, and police said there may be more victims.

    Source

    Justice for Daniel Holtzclaw GoFundMe

    Justice for Daniel Holtzclaw Facebook

    "Former standout football player in high school and college"

    "He only assaulted older Black women"

    *39 people raise over $7,000 to defend him*

    Alternatively titled: how we discuss and treat white male criminals (rapists) in the United States

    (via rufeepeach)

    — 1 hour ago with 23138 notes
    #psa  #signal boost  #police brutality  #keep this motherfucker in jail 

    dy1anobrien:

    i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

    (via condensedevil)

    — 1 hour ago with 356539 notes
    aronjshay:

walkerfarrell:

randeepk:

I feel like shit. Our management company violated our lease and let painters and cleaners in our apartment and a bunch of stuff got stolen. Most importantly my laptop and backup hard drive with 6 years worth of drawings on it. If anyone sees a 15” MacBook retina with 16GB of RAM on it for sale in or around NYC please email or message me.

My pal Randeep got screwed over!  :(  New Yorkers, it’s a big city, but give a glance over Craigslist if you have a moment this weekend.  Buh! 

Hey everyone! I want to spread the word because stuff like this sucks and I’m hoping everyone can give it a signal boost! This person’s work was stolen— the laptop, and hard-drive— the whole kaboodle! Maybe someone will see something somewhere! You never know!
If you see anything or know anything, contact: http://randeepk.tumblr.com

    aronjshay:

    walkerfarrell:

    randeepk:

    I feel like shit. Our management company violated our lease and let painters and cleaners in our apartment and a bunch of stuff got stolen. Most importantly my laptop and backup hard drive with 6 years worth of drawings on it.
    If anyone sees a 15” MacBook retina with 16GB of RAM on it for sale in or around NYC please email or message me.

    My pal Randeep got screwed over!  :(  New Yorkers, it’s a big city, but give a glance over Craigslist if you have a moment this weekend.  Buh! 

    Hey everyone! I want to spread the word because stuff like this sucks and I’m hoping everyone can give it a signal boost! This person’s work was stolen— the laptop, and hard-drive— the whole kaboodle! Maybe someone will see something somewhere! You never know!

    If you see anything or know anything, contact: http://randeepk.tumblr.com

    (via fat-tanuki)

    — 4 hours ago with 2520 notes
    m-oshun:

No unicorn was ever born who could regret

    m-oshun:

    No unicorn was ever born who could regret

    (via rebeccacablah)

    — 4 hours ago with 704 notes
    fuckyeahtattoos:

I got this a week after my brother died in a motorcycle accident. He drew this mosquito everywhere. So I got it tattooed at Electric Tattoo in Bradley Beach, NJ by a guest artist. My brother Garth is survived by his friends and family who have printed out stickers of his mosquito. If you see this elsewhere, just know it was originally Garth! Love you.

    fuckyeahtattoos:

    I got this a week after my brother died in a motorcycle accident. He drew this mosquito everywhere. So I got it tattooed at Electric Tattoo in Bradley Beach, NJ by a guest artist. My brother Garth is survived by his friends and family who have printed out stickers of his mosquito. If you see this elsewhere, just know it was originally Garth! Love you.

    — 4 hours ago with 869 notes

    dolphinsweater:

    comicshans:

    I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

    Michael Alone

    (via squidmaid)

    — 6 hours ago with 105285 notes
    "In the 1890s, when Freud was in the dawn of his career, he was struck by how many of his female patients were revealing childhood [sexual] victimization to him. Freud concluded that child sexual abuse was one of the major causes of emotional disturbances in adult women and wrote a brilliant and humane paper called “The Aetiology of Hysteria.” However, rather than receiving acclaim from his colleagues for his ground-breaking insights, Freud met with scorn. He was ridiculed for believing that men of excellent reputation (most of his patients came from upstanding homes) could be perpetrators of incest.
    Within a few years, Freud buckled under this heavy pressure and recanted his conclusions. In their place he proposed the “Oedipus complex,” which became the foundation of modern psychology… Freud used this construct to conclude that the episodes of abuse his clients had revealed to him had never taken place; they were simply fantasies of events the women had wished for… This construct started a hundred-year history in the mental health field of blaming victims for the abuse perpetrated on them and outright discrediting of women’s and children’s reports of mistreatment by men."

    ― Lundy Bancroft

    (via proletarianprincess)

    read this carve it into your brains permanently etch it into your skulls r e a d  t h i s

    (via miss-mizi)

    (Source: womensliberationfront, via vocabitch)

    — 6 hours ago with 22443 notes

    jetpackexhaust:

    All you ever have to do is the next thing. 

    (via tamorapierce)

    — 7 hours ago with 313 notes